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Here are my ratings and reasons boys.......

Hicks - The judge had the same steady tour, always had a beer in his hand.7/10
Damone - Never had a single drink but had the biggest hang over every day!! Massive entertainment for me and nelmer, and best volley ball player.6/10
Monkey - Again Northern produced! Giving every girl that walked passed loads 24hrs a day. 8/10
Nelmer - Duracel bunny....flat out all tour abusing and drinking, non stop. Part of the mighty 312. "Hello showboat.....Not you tugboat!" 9/10
Sinbad - Always there with a smile on his face. Legend for the morris dancing driving. 7/10
Beaner - Made the tour for me!! Never had a clue what was going on, but produced at least 8 of the top 10 biggest laughs... number 1, when he drowned. 10/10
Fluff - Stong debut. 312 massive, but more to do as there were non drinking periods early doors, and sick in the club. BUT always the last to bed, if at all!! 8/10
Machine - A little disappointed with bog eyes if I'm honest. Late arrival and missed 12 hours drinking, but managed to be more smashed than anyone. 6/10
Jazz - Tour nause!! He needed a few beatings, but fair play he kept bounncing back. Fell asleep far too much, nearly had a tour extension in the airport. 6/10
Grouban - Always get the same with the Germans, can't shut them up!!! Controversial natzi slaute on d-day!! 7/10
Reidy - Always get the same with the Germans, can't shut them up!!! Controversial natzi slaute on d-day!! 7/10
Scans - Another great tour, yout can't knock the lad. Let him self down slightly with the time keeping and over use of talcum powder. 8/10
Griff - Very quiet for the second year in a row. Tour loner, usally found talking to a random. First to bed every night.....just to trash rooms. 6/10
Browner - The bear didn't attack as much as I feared, apart from straggling Domone he hardly laid a finger on anyone. Still a strong tour player 7/10
Jointy - Great stag, and took it all! Never stopped laughing. Never got a tan though, cos he was always in browners shadow! 8/10

OVERALL TOUR RATING 10/10
I can't see how you can better that, and everyone played a massive part. To get standing ovation from the strip when we were Morris dancers was a great buzz.
Bring on 2010...... Malta?

Here are my ratings and comments. Jazz.

Hicker: Apart from wrongly convicting me he was a good judge! Near the top of the drinking charts as well. 7/10
Damone: For not having a drink, releasing me and for being willing to leave me at the airport (I expect it from everyone else not from the gaffer!) got to get my lowest mark. Only redeeming feature was going wild during the drinking of the fish bowl! 5/10
Northern: I understand a lot better now why they call him horrible! Fantastic performance! A very close runner up for star man for me. Can not believe he did not get a whack for the abuse he handed out! 9/10
Nelmer: My star man. Drinking constantly, abusing constantly he is what tour is all about. Just edged it from Northern for star man for abuse given on the beach on the 2nd day. Can not remember laughing that much for a long time! 10/10
Sinbad: Great morris dance leader, best Morris Dance dancer & all round good tour attitude. 7/10
Beaner: Great performance. A lot of the top tour moments revolved around him! Great playing of the sympathy card as well! 9/10
Fluff: Good all round showing and one of the best if not the best night time performer. 7/10
Greener: Late arrival cost him a better mark but a very good performer despite that. Reached great heights of drunkness and took his beating well. 8/10
Cookie: Great roomie (never woould have got up without him!) and a good all round performance. 8/10
Reider: Great roomie as well. As much as a soldier of the pitch as he is on it. Don't know where he found the strength to make it out on the 2nd night. Probably the best drinker on tour. 8/10
Scans: One of the funniest people on tour, reached the best height of drunkness and as tour leader has to take credit for a lot of the good tour moments. Morris dancing was a fantastic idea. 9/10
Griff: Seeing's what he is normally like he was a lot quieter than I expected. Very funny with the refusual to pay for his Corona and also funny on the dance floor. To early to bed for me though. 6/10
Browner: Alright Dorris! Good all round performer and very funny! Acted as Jointy's security! Marks taken away for lieing regarding my nomination though! 7/10
Jointy: Took everything thrown at him brilliantly. He would not be beaten! 8/10
Forrest: As consistant on tour as he is on the pitch. Has to take credit for Nelmer getting my star man as well as Nelmer runs most things by him first! 8/10

Tour Rating: 101/10. Great time and everything was spot on. Morris Dancing was brilliant and I think it was the best fancy dress idea there. Certainly most original.

Hahaha! Sounds like you played a good tour Virgin. Both the reviews had me in stitches ... especially regarding Beaner drowning. Why did someone almost get left at the Airport? I'm a bit disappointed that Griff didn't try to kiss the Boss. Will be looking forward to explanations and antcis in the pre-season circle!